Why is it that the cars whose bumper stickers I approve of are always shitty as hell?
Are liberals inherent poor?
Or do they all have bad taste in cars?
Or would you only put a bumper sticker on a shitty car because otherwise you'd be worried about damaging the paint job?
Or is it just that the kind of person who puts "Keep abortion legal" bumper stickers on their car (though not necessarily all the people who believe in safe, legal abortion) have shitty cars?

Also, since when do so many people go to the Outer Banks? Or is the "OBX" sticker now stock when you buy the Eddie Bauer model of the Ford Explorer/Expedition?