In a poll of the entire men's club lacrosse and rugby teams - what, you thought you were special? - I've concluded that practically no one really objects to feminism, at least not so passionately that they will go on the record (or respond to an email about it). Which is probably good news. Especially for feminists. And women. And laxers.

On the down side, I've also determined that attempts to create the illusion of journalistic balance involving emailing entire sports teams by looking up their facebook group and retyping everyone's name into the BCC line not only piss you (or rather, me) off, but also make you feel dirty and unethical.