After returning from China on Saturday night, I've been fighting jetlag (and more or less winning) and trying to get settled into my new apartment (that, on the other hand, is more or less a draw -- I came home yesterday and a poster had fallen off the wall and was lying on my bed, and the six thumbtacks that had been holding it up were nowhere to be seen and presumably nestled somewhere into my pillow).
In the process of getting back into the daily grind, I've also recommenced my project to make plans after work so I don't become a friendless loser just because I spend 50+ hours a week at my desk. Last night, for instance, I had dinner with a friend who lives in the same building as Lauren Conrad and Audrina Whatsherface from the Hills. I suggested that, considering the dramatic content of this week's episode was a birthday party in which both Spencer/Heidi and Lauren/Lo (and apparently no one else) showed up (crisis!), if he were to gently tap their car with his, or break into their apartment and be sitting on their couch when they got home, this would be sufficient conflict to make him a guest star for an entire episode.
So that miniscule-but-tragic fender bender they get into next season? That was me.
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