Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Things I've learned at work


Unlike most people, whose jobs have made them more comfortable wearing suits or getting up early or talking about money in units of a billion, my job has only helped me devise increasingly casual outfits that nonetheless pass the dress code at fancy restaurants that I occasionally have the opportunity to go to when execs from my office are paying (ie: no flip flops).

Another thing I've noticed is that I'm completely immune to cursing. I don't notice when I do it, I don't notice when other people do it. I only notice even the littlest bit when I'm around adults, most recently my mom, and found myself saying "fuck" every fourth word. This phenomenon has been reported by my coworkers as well.

Also, it's made me more comfortable using the word "exec" on a daily basis, which gives me the creeps.

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