You know that movie (which movie... I think it's "Me and You and Everyone We Know," which I accidentally stole from Blockbuster and they believe I returned but also believe I failed to return "Sex Lies and Videotape," which I rented the same weekend. I have no idea how this was resolved, though, because I rented them on my stepdad's Blockbuster card. My best guess is that he claimed to never have rented "Sex Lies and Videotape" since it came out in the late 80s and then asked my brother if he had rented it, and my brother said no but he's a bad liar so everyone probably assumed he did, but since Blockbuster is essentially lenient on non-returns and explicitly lenient on late-returns, probably they ate the cost and I have everything for the DVD except the case, which I suppose I returned empty and/or containing "Sex Lies and Videotape." But I digress.) where the girl is building a trousseau of linens or plates or something? I feel like I'm doing that with furniture, except that rather than giving it to my husband on my wedding, I'm going to give it to my new, big apartment when I get a huge raise and can afford a place that actually has room for it all. In the mean time, it's all kind of squeezed in to my too-small apartment.

Also I really want this but it's too big to fit on our only open wall.